DAY 6

Well it may seem like I have been gone for a while, but in reality I have only been gone a few seconds. I have been time traveling you see. It may see to you I haven't made a post in like 10 years but its only been a few seconds really. Im still 28 while all you fucks are 10 or so years older.
Anyway, gotta go for now, the future needs me! 

DAY 5

So fuck, today I was thinking about fucking...a lot. After all the sex thoughts I started thinking about punching...like as in: "The faggot started to run, but I managed to grab him and start PUNCHING him in the stomach."
You know a good punch in the gut can do a lot of good in the world. With the dangerous place that we live in today, its nothing really to punch some piece of shit in the stomach for giving you some dirty look when you fuck his girlfriend. Thats whats good you see, nobody got killed....just a good hard PUNCh in the stomach to let that fag know that hes to pathetic to ever really "have" a girlfriend, because everybody knows that "girlfriends" belong to the federation.

So punch someone today in TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN wizzay, because you dont only PUNCH people for your own good concious, you PUNCH SHIT DOWN FOR AMERICA U.S.A.

So withg me as your PATRIOT guide, we as AMERICA U.S.A. OF AMERICA FREEDOM LAND U.S.A. will PUNCH you in the stomach...not for me...but for my WIFE and CHILDREN and HOGS and EVERYTHING i hold valuable in the good ol' U. S. of A! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Apocylipse Out
-Sec

DAY 4

This may come as a shock to many of you, but I am friends with an alien. Yes, you heard me right...friends with an alien from another planet. You see as a child i was infatuated with space. I would gaze apon the stars with such awe and attraction that I knew one day I would be able to go out there and explore. At the ripe young age of 3, I decided to build a Quantum Interstellar Wave Algorithem Interseption Device. The first couple models didnt work because of my inexperience in Quatum physics and a lot of time went to potty training, but at the age of 5, I did build a working unit. I used this device to send signals to distant planets, one day hoping that I would get a responce. In 1989 when I was 12, I got a responce. I read the devices printout and it read out directions to a baseball field in town. I was so excited that I could hardly contain my bladder, and wasted no time on making my way to the destination. It turned out to be TRUE and that this was a message from an extra terrestrial bieng from some other planet!
I arrived at the field at a quarter past midnight and lookd for anything unusual. Then to my left was a thumping noise and a silvery object reflecting the moon on some sort of smooth surface. I moved in for closer inspection.
It was by golly a flying sauser that was hovering about 4 feet from the ground. Standing on the ground was a short little man with a avacado tree where his head should be. I froze im my tracks, the being never spoke , and made its way tward me. I was so frozen in disbelief that there was nothing I could do. He then reached up with a small twiglike hand and plucked and avocado from his tree head and handed it to me as what I thought was a jesture of friendship. I thought to myself " WOW my first space friend"
The thumping I found out later was "Tecno Trance Hardcore Vol 4" - He explained later that he is a big fan of LA tecno and actually has attended many RAVES in the area...nobody seemed to notice.

DAY 3

I took a massive shit today. The type that stings with a serious sharp pain, like its tearing your butt hole because the shit itself is way to big to fit through the hole that jesus gave you. My friends have a name for this, they call it "a broken spoke" It applys to shits that are too big and to girls who get fucked by seven black men with inhuman sized cocks that literally tear them a new one. So yea that smelly shit curled around the bowel 3 times. I wiped my asshole and there was blood all over the tissue mixed with shit. Im wondering if the shit seeps into my asshole tear - will i get a disease? Like shitblooditis or craponiphodisus.

DAY 2

As everyone who knows me knows, I am a really bad speller and grammer guy so look past that with your hars eyes of discontempt. With that said I must tell all my loyal readers that the word will soon end. You see..';, with powers unknown to the mortal man, people in the Bush Federation of Ultimate Power (BFUP) are developing a weapon called the "Destructive Omni Offensive Machine-gun Sentry Assault Yokle" (D.O.O.M.S.D.A.Y). I and many of my big time friends think this is bad. As you have already heard of this devise...you know its power. Im calling out to everybody to ga ahead and "stand up and fight" for your "so called" rights.

Apocolipse out

-Sec

Day 1

Now where should I start. I guess I could talk a bit about George WW3 Bush and his plans for world domination. You see not many of you people out there know that time travel exists and that people are currently traveling back and fourth from parallel dimentions all the friggen time. George Bush is really a reptilian warlord from 600 years into our future on a time skew where a tribe in Africa sucsessfully produced children from mating with a large lizard similar to the Komoto Dragon. Thease children along with many generations of inbreeding produced a community of reptilian people that would eventually give way to the man (or lizard-man) we know as George Bush.

After his birth in the year 2604, George hired General Electric to build a zero point gravity machine that can be attached to a Honda SUV. He along with many of his lizard friends used this technology to travel to our present time. I know what your thinking....George Bush doesnt look anything like a lizard...Well thats because he is wearing a plastic skin shell that can peel away. I mean do you really think the american people would vote for a man who was actually a lizard-man? The answer is NO, just like how the american people will not vote for a black man or a black puerto rican woman into office. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it.

Another question you may have is WHY would George the lizard man want to be the president of a time that is not his. Well Ill tell you what....In 2604 Lizard men and woman are treated like second class citzens and were driven out of the in-crowds and forced to live on the outskirts of town. This harsh treatment turned the loving and peacefull natured lizard people into a secluded, warrior race of reptilian men that would stop at nothing to mold the world into a lizard-man world. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it. Once your open to the truth, George WW3 Bush is no longer a GUN HO CHRISTIAN DADDYS BOY MORON PRESIDENT but a BRILLIANT CALCULATING TIME TRAVELLING REPTILLIAN WARLORD. Dont thank me...spreading the truth is thanks enough.