Day 1
Now where should I start. I guess I could talk a bit about George WW3 Bush and his plans for world domination. You see not many of you people out there know that time travel exists and that people are currently traveling back and fourth from parallel dimentions all the friggen time. George Bush is really a reptilian warlord from 600 years into our future on a time skew where a tribe in Africa sucsessfully produced children from mating with a large lizard similar to the Komoto Dragon. Thease children along with many generations of inbreeding produced a community of reptilian people that would eventually give way to the man (or lizard-man) we know as George Bush.
After his birth in the year 2604, George hired General Electric to build a zero point gravity machine that can be attached to a Honda SUV. He along with many of his lizard friends used this technology to travel to our present time. I know what your thinking....George Bush doesnt look anything like a lizard...Well thats because he is wearing a plastic skin shell that can peel away. I mean do you really think the american people would vote for a man who was actually a lizard-man? The answer is NO, just like how the american people will not vote for a black man or a black puerto rican woman into office. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it.
Another question you may have is WHY would George the lizard man want to be the president of a time that is not his. Well Ill tell you what....In 2604 Lizard men and woman are treated like second class citzens and were driven out of the in-crowds and forced to live on the outskirts of town. This harsh treatment turned the loving and peacefull natured lizard people into a secluded, warrior race of reptilian men that would stop at nothing to mold the world into a lizard-man world. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it. Once your open to the truth, George WW3 Bush is no longer a GUN HO CHRISTIAN DADDYS BOY MORON PRESIDENT but a BRILLIANT CALCULATING TIME TRAVELLING REPTILLIAN WARLORD. Dont thank me...spreading the truth is thanks enough.
After his birth in the year 2604, George hired General Electric to build a zero point gravity machine that can be attached to a Honda SUV. He along with many of his lizard friends used this technology to travel to our present time. I know what your thinking....George Bush doesnt look anything like a lizard...Well thats because he is wearing a plastic skin shell that can peel away. I mean do you really think the american people would vote for a man who was actually a lizard-man? The answer is NO, just like how the american people will not vote for a black man or a black puerto rican woman into office. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it.
Another question you may have is WHY would George the lizard man want to be the president of a time that is not his. Well Ill tell you what....In 2604 Lizard men and woman are treated like second class citzens and were driven out of the in-crowds and forced to live on the outskirts of town. This harsh treatment turned the loving and peacefull natured lizard people into a secluded, warrior race of reptilian men that would stop at nothing to mold the world into a lizard-man world. Its all starting to make sence now isnt it. Once your open to the truth, George WW3 Bush is no longer a GUN HO CHRISTIAN DADDYS BOY MORON PRESIDENT but a BRILLIANT CALCULATING TIME TRAVELLING REPTILLIAN WARLORD. Dont thank me...spreading the truth is thanks enough.
posted by secseanz at 3:41 PM
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